Comicbookguy wrote...
You are driving down the freeway. Suddenly you realize the your gas needle is well past empty. What do you do? With gas prices skyrocketing well past .79, you are unwilling and outraged to pay a cent more than that. How do you find the cheapest gas to your local? You don't! You realize that the realm of vast, quick, useful information is well beyond your grasp while you speed towards empty. The best you can do is look for a blue sign on the side of the road that hints there might be a refueling station at the next exit. Then you get your choice of screwed, hosed over, or my favorite, super royally screwhosed over by your friendly gas station. No! No! No! Wait, Its the year 2005! Call the Internet Monkey! Want to know the temperature in Siam? Want to the snow total for the mountain you're about the shred? Want to know Walmart's return policies on slightly, barely or hardly used products to get you through the night, that are crap, so really I wouldn't have bought them anyway, technically? With one simple push of a button you can ring up the Internet Monkey to do your biding. And the best part, its Free! Did you say, "Free?" And he doesn't complain too much, what else does he have to do? Thanks to naive neighbors and Qwest this is achieved so easily, plus when is Josh ever two steps away from the internet anyway? I must say that this year has been the best for interneting by far. Thanks to the Internet Monkey!
Hey, Monkey what's on woot? It's all you need to know.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
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4 comments:
Posted by comicbookguy
Oh by the way Woot is a xbox live starter kit for $35. Pretty freak'n sweet if your network port on your xbox even worked and you liked paying to kill people when you can do it for free, Dummy!
Posted by beerjerk
Yeah, Xbox is soooo 2002. It is all about XBOX 360! dude. Where have you been? Of course the old xbox Live subscriptions will convert to Xbox Live 360 subscriptions. Then you'd have to fork out 1000 to some jerk on eBay just to get one; not too mention that Halo 3 is still months away. What is a jerk to do? Call the Internet Monkey and have him check for the closest store with a 360 in stock and wait it out.
Posted by comicbookguy
If only the Internet Monkey was trained to call when he saw a really freak'n sweet deal or article or picture, or joke, or anything!!
Posted by beerjerk
Yeah, that would be nice. Some people are just jerks.
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