Comicbookguy wrote...
The Simpsons season seven has to be the best one of them all. Lisa the Vegetarian is such a classic. Bart sells his soul for five bucks, spent on sponge dinosaurs.(I relate to this, because I have wasted so much money on useless items(people), its awesome!) Flanders' try and baptize the Simpson children. Homer gets disability and works from home.(All of our dreams) 22 Short Stories About Springfield, Homer the Smithers, Summer of 4 Ft 2, Team Homer, A Fish Called Selma, Homer in 3D. And lets not forget Homerpalooza contains the misfits The Smashing Pumpkins. Dig Karma! This season was my first(and only) year of college, so many good times there, I cannot forget them all. The best part is that they are 100 percent complete, commercial free nuggets of goodness that are so delectable, as if they all came from one magical animal, that I can enjoy these for the rest of my days.(currently 527) Thanks to Josh, Leslie, Caleb, Sydney and their endless charity! I will never hunger for great entertainment no more! "Its just a little dirty, its still good. Its just a little slimey, its still good. Its just a little airborn, its still good. Dad, its gone. I know."
Monday, December 26, 2005
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
I Stayed Up For This!
Comicbookguy wrote...
Well its 12:00 A.M. and mere seconds from Steepandcheap's latest posting. What this the World's best ski jacket, I don't ski! Today's deal interest me about as much as yesterday's or Tuesday's from last week or even the 3rd of August. Its been several months since these so called wonderful websites of lazy deal shoppers came to my attention, and I have yet to splurge on something. What I need is a website that caters to the stuff that really gets me to spend all of my disposable income like its candy. Like the all Arcteryx gotta go bye bye site or fireworks half off but twice as powerful. It would even be wonderful if they had a snowboard thingy deal site. But they want me to keep coming back and going away severely disappointed. Its an addiction that is far worse than Mt Dew or any form of high fructose corn syrup, no gratification. So someone please offer me a way to spend all my money from the comfort of my bed or I might be forced to dare I say save it for a snowy day, then pay full retail on a snowboard heater. Ebay has even fallen from grace. Internet Shopping, its horrible enough to almost make me want to get out bed. Its so bad that I think that the last real good deal that I got on something was in September and it was even really worth mentioning right now. I'm so depressed.
Well its 12:00 A.M. and mere seconds from Steepandcheap's latest posting. What this the World's best ski jacket, I don't ski! Today's deal interest me about as much as yesterday's or Tuesday's from last week or even the 3rd of August. Its been several months since these so called wonderful websites of lazy deal shoppers came to my attention, and I have yet to splurge on something. What I need is a website that caters to the stuff that really gets me to spend all of my disposable income like its candy. Like the all Arcteryx gotta go bye bye site or fireworks half off but twice as powerful. It would even be wonderful if they had a snowboard thingy deal site. But they want me to keep coming back and going away severely disappointed. Its an addiction that is far worse than Mt Dew or any form of high fructose corn syrup, no gratification. So someone please offer me a way to spend all my money from the comfort of my bed or I might be forced to dare I say save it for a snowy day, then pay full retail on a snowboard heater. Ebay has even fallen from grace. Internet Shopping, its horrible enough to almost make me want to get out bed. Its so bad that I think that the last real good deal that I got on something was in September and it was even really worth mentioning right now. I'm so depressed.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Powered by the "Internet Monkey"(TM)
Comicbookguy wrote...
You are driving down the freeway. Suddenly you realize the your gas needle is well past empty. What do you do? With gas prices skyrocketing well past .79, you are unwilling and outraged to pay a cent more than that. How do you find the cheapest gas to your local? You don't! You realize that the realm of vast, quick, useful information is well beyond your grasp while you speed towards empty. The best you can do is look for a blue sign on the side of the road that hints there might be a refueling station at the next exit. Then you get your choice of screwed, hosed over, or my favorite, super royally screwhosed over by your friendly gas station. No! No! No! Wait, Its the year 2005! Call the Internet Monkey! Want to know the temperature in Siam? Want to the snow total for the mountain you're about the shred? Want to know Walmart's return policies on slightly, barely or hardly used products to get you through the night, that are crap, so really I wouldn't have bought them anyway, technically? With one simple push of a button you can ring up the Internet Monkey to do your biding. And the best part, its Free! Did you say, "Free?" And he doesn't complain too much, what else does he have to do? Thanks to naive neighbors and Qwest this is achieved so easily, plus when is Josh ever two steps away from the internet anyway? I must say that this year has been the best for interneting by far. Thanks to the Internet Monkey!
Hey, Monkey what's on woot? It's all you need to know.
You are driving down the freeway. Suddenly you realize the your gas needle is well past empty. What do you do? With gas prices skyrocketing well past .79, you are unwilling and outraged to pay a cent more than that. How do you find the cheapest gas to your local? You don't! You realize that the realm of vast, quick, useful information is well beyond your grasp while you speed towards empty. The best you can do is look for a blue sign on the side of the road that hints there might be a refueling station at the next exit. Then you get your choice of screwed, hosed over, or my favorite, super royally screwhosed over by your friendly gas station. No! No! No! Wait, Its the year 2005! Call the Internet Monkey! Want to know the temperature in Siam? Want to the snow total for the mountain you're about the shred? Want to know Walmart's return policies on slightly, barely or hardly used products to get you through the night, that are crap, so really I wouldn't have bought them anyway, technically? With one simple push of a button you can ring up the Internet Monkey to do your biding. And the best part, its Free! Did you say, "Free?" And he doesn't complain too much, what else does he have to do? Thanks to naive neighbors and Qwest this is achieved so easily, plus when is Josh ever two steps away from the internet anyway? I must say that this year has been the best for interneting by far. Thanks to the Internet Monkey!
Hey, Monkey what's on woot? It's all you need to know.
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