Saturday, November 22, 2008

Top 7 reasons this list is only 5 items long

5. ADHD. I swear I have it. Just like all people my age who grew up with MTV and video games, I can't concentrate on one thing for more than 20 seconds.

4. I lack creativity. Seriously.

3. I realized halfway through this list that lists are really, really, really lame.

2. A thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters typing for a thousand days could only produce five semi-coherent sentences.

1. My boss came in and I had to go back to work.

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